Today, when I walked into class I was given a banana, which I’m eating right now. No, there was no deeper meaning to the banana other than the fact they were on sale and so Mr. Rama bought thirty pounds of bananas. Apparently they’re supposed to be very relaxing, who would’ve guessed? Mr. Rama has decided that he should start a banana company where his logo will be: “Banana-rama.” Pretty original, I guess. I have to say though; if this happens on a regular basis I can already tell I’m going to thoroughly enjoy this class. I suggest that next time Mr. Rama buys us food he buys chocolate. He says it’ll all depend on Sobeys. Sarah and I told Mr. Rama that we should be banana fairies and yet despite it being such an amazing idea, he didn’t recognize our dreams at all. We’ve decided that Mr. Rama is a dream killer to some extent. How could he ignore our desperation in wanting to become banana fairies and do a little more good for the world? I mean, think of all the wonderful things that would occur with banana fairies in the world?
- People who like bananas would be given bananas
- People without food would get bananas
- Bananas could be used to relax people
- People who need to gift something to somebody could gift bananas
- People who don’t like bananas could grow to like bananas
- Bananas could be used to slip people
- Bananas could be sold to make money
- Bananas could be used to make cake and muffins and other such foods
- Bananas could be used as microphones for aspiring singers
- Bananas could just be used a symbol of awesomeness
All these wonderful things listed above could all come true with banana fairies.
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